The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #111110   Message #2338884
Posted By: Rabbi-Sol
12-May-08 - 09:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Israel's Next War.
Subject: RE: BS: Israel's Next War.
I always wonder why it is Jack who either starts or partakes vigorously in threads that are inflamatory to Israel and to Jews in general. Somewhere in his past he must have had some bad experiences where Jews were involved.

I am going to conjecture as to what might have happened As we all know, Jack came from this country from the island of Newfoundland and as his handle suggests was a Newfie fisherman. He had a very successful fishing business going until one day, a fleet of huge Israeli fishing trawlers flying the blue and white Star of David showed up off the Grand Banks and depleted the fisheries in order to make Gefilte Fish which was being sold to the Jewish community in the USA. With no fish supplies available, Jack was forced out of business and had to leave Newfoundland. But unlike other Newfies who migrated to the urban areas of Ontario, Jack had a plan. He moved south of the border to the Redneck area located on the border between Alabama & Georgia. No Jew would ever move into this hostile environment. Jack now goes out every day and puts his fishing pole into the Chatahoochie River where he fishes for Catfish. Here he can feel comfotable because he knows that no Jewish fisherman will ever invade his turf. Why? Because Catfish is not kosher and can never be used to make Gefite Fish. Jack is proud because he finally outsmarted those Jews.

Although this story is pure fiction, so is everything else that Jack posts in relation to Israel and Jews.

And that is my 2 cents for the day.
                                                       SOL