I've never been that intimate with a gorilla. I know some humans who are pretty bad though. We get them in the Library every now and then. But I've never known a gorilla to get drunk, lay on his back on the Library lawn, and pee straight up in the air. If I did I'd do what we did about the human -- call the cops and let them sort it out. Alternately, I'd call Parks and Recreation and ask for someone to come over with a weed-whacker.