`ere Sid, I `ad that farting fiddler in my cab once. We`d only gorn a quarter of a mile and I was `bliged to tell `im, "Oi, you can cut that out too, it`s very rude! What about my uvver fares?"
`e said, " Can`t you open the windows for `em?"
I said, "Windows!! I`d `ave to cut off the bleedin` roof!"

What am I like??