I think it should be a 'quiet as possible' festival, with the following rules;
- No amplification
- All singers forced to whisper rather than sing out loud.
- No banjos, melodeons, bodhrans or other noisy instruments. All string instruments to be stuffed with old socks.
- All clog dancers to wear crepe soles.
- Drinks to be ordered by holding up written notes for the bar staff to read.
- Ceilidhs to be held using 'silent disco' headphones, perhaps playing a different tune for each participant.
- Lights out and no noise on the campsite after teatime (or bedtime, whichever is earlier)
- All stewards to be equipped with large signs saying 'sshhhhh'
- All festivalgoers must wear completely red outfits, and go round moaning about the noise.
Tim ;)