It has occured to me that if the Liechtensteinis do have a WMD that shrinks weenies, testing it on a bunch of lab chimps might have shrunk everything, since they're nearly all weenie to begin with. Are those tiny flea-sized "ants" perhaps actually hords of lab-chimp descendants, from a few that escaped (or were carelessly discarded) after being used to test the effectiveness of the weapon?

Giant flying pasta has been quite frequently reported all across the US, but they're quite well known and appear friendly. No reports, that I've seen - yet - however of flying pastry.

John