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Thread #21625 Message #234165
Posted By: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
26-May-00 - 06:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: A joke to share
Subject: RE: BS: A joke to share
So, any way, there I was , a callow youth from Birmingham, ariving back at University in C******. Rucsac on back and a suitcase in each hand, walking to my digs in a rough neighbourhood some way from from the station. Saw local lass crying. "Ey Up ower kid.What's the matter?" asked the would-be Galahad. "I'm frightened to go down that dark road in case I get assaulted by a strange man." she says. "Never fear" replied the young gallant, "you can walk with me." Half way down the dark lane she started blarting** again. "Now what's the matter?" "I've just realised you're a strange* man." she replied. Says I, exasperated,"How could I assault you, I've a suitcase in each hand." "Well," she replies, shyly, "I could hold one of those for you." *but not as strange as he was to become! **crying RtS (Frankie Howerd told it better, but I do the accents!)