They say the saddest words are "if only", Charley ... andf it's true, I know.

I know the BBC has obits of everybody famous, and quite a few not so famous, all made up and ready to run at a moment's notice. Maybe your idea is a good one, Charley! Except ... we'd all have to have access to an obit except for the "obituee". Any suggestions, anyone?

As far as I'm concerned, you're all welcome to get to know me as soon as you like. You can always have a look at www.myspace.com/kasperveste -- not that there's much to see!