Miss lemar rushed intae the mudcat tavern and hung upside doon frae the beer tap demanding four double rums wie plenty o coconuts. Weel we think she wis upside doon but she wis greetin that much her make up had run so we wurny sure.   She wis howlin about an ungreatful son of an aye aye and how she had given him the best years o her life.

P.S might be best to advise Chongo to drink elswhere till we manage tae get those coconuts away from her