.... She hummed softly to herself, but thoughtforms with subtitles coould be seen above her golden head:


WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A TRIDSTER PIRATE?

What shall we do with a drunken pirate?
What shall we do with a drunken pirate?
What shall we do with a drunken pirate?
Earl-eye in the evening?
Set him up with babes and blow his socks off!
Set him up with babes and blow his socks off!
Set him up with babes and blow his socks off!
Earl-eye in the evening!

What shall we do with a hungover pirate?
What shall we do with a hungover pirate?
What shall we do with a hungover pirate?
Earl-eye in the morning?

Send him a Sugar Dog to love him up gently...
Send him a Sugar Dog to love him up gently...
Send him a Sugar Dog to love him up gently...
Earl-eye in the morning!

What shall we do if the pirate's not willing?
What shall we do if the pirate's not willing?
What shall we do if the pirate's not willing?
Earl-eye in the morning?

Wrassle and tussle and lick him all over!
Wrassle and tussle and lick him all over!
Wrassle and tussle and lick him all over!
Earl-eye in the morning!

~S~