Aah'm reet miffed!

Aah cannit get there noo cos aah've got toe-silitis.

Aah'e got this seriously serious 'hammer toe' (the' did tell uz the reet name forrit but aah hev enough trouble wi' english nivvor mind latin!)and aah wez supposed te hev a hoperation (geddit?) in June and they've brought it forward to this week.

Aah'll be oot of hospital on Friday (aah hope) but aah've got te dee nowt for a week or so - So Bude is oot for me!

Hev a great time aall o' yez. And Lucy! Give that lovely Roger Bryant a big Geordie hug from uz!