well on reflection, I think Ard's got the right idea.

String the youg buggers up by the balls! six of the best and a red hot poker up the roozle!

The streets would once more be a place you'd feel safe to take your maiden aunt, and there would be no more untowardness and and very little unecessariness.

The sooner we get the flagellation squads signed up, and policemen aren't scared to give people with a baseball cap a clip round both ears just in case. the sooner we will notice an improvement.