Your whole problem, Teribus, is that you seem to be utterly impervious to any kind of humour or satire... ;-)

Is Bobert really supposed to be upset that you have seen through this dastardly plot of his to mislead the public???? It's a joke!!!

Gad, what a humourless sod you are. Dead serious 24 hours a day.   It's tragic. Fantasma didn't have any problem responding with humour of her own in return. Take a lesson from her, mate. This isn't a bloody Whitehall military intelligence briefing here, it's just chitchat on Mudcat Cafe.