Fuckin' A Tweed......Are you telling me all you can ever write on a birthday card is "Happy Birthday Susan?" Damn Man, that's some kinda' pathetic, especially if you send the card to me.....My name is Pat or Spaw, not Susan.
I bet you get lots of flak from your friends like Mike or Bob or Ken if all you ever say to them is "Happy Birthday Susan." Ya' know, its really no wonder they all think you have a screw loose. Shitfire Bub, you got some stripped out holes and no screws at all...but I hate to get into your love life here.
Try something different......Like,uh....hmmm.......okay, try "Many Happy Returns of the Day." It makes no sense of course, that returns crap, but wtf.....Give it a shot.
Oh yeah, and Wyzzy, for you------Happy Birthday Fred