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Thread #111392   Message #2345354
Posted By: GUEST,donuel
20-May-08 - 02:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Poetry Thread
Subject: RE: BS: The Poetry Thread
David got a white female German Shepard 'Chris' who went everywhere be it business meetings or long fast drives. He also changed his own name from David to Duke. When he walked into a room people and be introduced people would often wonder who was Duke and who was David. He was in full go getter mode as his address book grew to hundreds of names. He told me that getting married would give him an advantage for promotions and taxes. So in front of me he got his address bokk and started with the A's and started calling women he hadn;t seen in years and asked each one if they wanted to amrry him. Some were already married and some thought he was joking but by the time he made his 10th call a young woman from Scottsdale Arizona said yes and flew to Rochester NY. They were married by the Justice of Peace and she started working at the urininal deoderant cake factory nearby. You could smell the scent she borught home on her clothes.
While still selling Insurance he began to sell coke that came in by yacht from Canada and Florida. He had to put up a $20,000 deposit for a steady supply. By the time he had paid back his wife for part of the deposit the marriage was over. He moved to a small town just outside the city and began selling in earnest until he had a network of sellers of his own.
He still could not go fast enough but not being a full fledged Citizen Kane with political aspirations he soon had his nest egg while in his wake some of his sellers were going to prison. One of his sellers had been a hollywood handsome Rhodes scholar but was now hauling nuclear waste as part of his prison work.
Dukes brother Ed made a small statue out of gold that had been mixed with bits of teeth that a dentist had loaned him to transform in a lost wax mold. Duke told Ed to tell the dentist that he needed time to put it on exhibitioon for a year. Duke took the gold statue and put it in a safe depisit box and had the bank extend him a line of credit against it. He then jumped on a jet to Bangkok and bought some perfect Ruby and Emerald Gems on the new credit line. Back in the US he now rode a black Triumph motorcycle and was wearing all black leather when he showed up at my door and told me he only wanted $35,000 apeice for the gems he just acquired. I didn't have the money or interest so he zoomed away. I heard his bike a minute later when I noticed he had left his gloves. I put his gloves inside my suit jacket pocket. When he opened the door and asked for his gloves I vicariously put a glassy stare on my face and slowly reached for the gloves inside my left suitcoat pocket. His eyes went wide with fear until I pulled out his gloves. He raged for a couple minutes and I never saw him again.

I have heard from friends of his brother that Duke started flipping houses and invested heavily in every Iraq private contractor you could think of. Most people would feel that they were set for life but not Duke. He is an alpha male control freak force of nature who never settled for something as slow as love. What love he needs he can finally afford and will never go hungry again.