Ach, Stig, your puir dentures are gnashin'
Regretting your faux pas in fashion!
But your soul, sir, is shriven,
Your sins are forgiven,
An' thysel' needeth no further faschin'!!

Robert Tanning
Ode to a Pasture Full of Posts
from Aether Poems and Other Daemons, Browning and Browning, Boston, 1997