Oh the horse ran around with his foot on the ground. The horse ran around with his foot on the ground. Oh, the horse ran around with his foot on the ground. Ain't this a heck of a so-aw-ong ?
Same song, second verse. A little bit louder. A heck of a lot worse.
Oh, the horse ran around with his foot on the ground. [etc. -- until someone slaps you silly]