I note a relative lack of jokes from those of us who have actually experienced gout. I have had attacks in most of the joints of my feet, legs and arms. It once took me 1/2 hour to turn around one time in the shower because of the blinding pain.

I'll be going to Allopurinol in a couple of weeks.
The advice to drink lots of water and use lemons for acidity have both worked for me to some degree. Dehydration can bring on an attack. I also avoid shellfish, pork, and some nuts.
Good luck to you.