Vicarious vacuousity!
It's the new monstrosity!
Avoid the effort in your head
Of keeping every thought stone dead,
The mental void of a mindless doxy
Can now be brought to you by proxy!
So hand the numbing of your brain
Over to someone better trained!
And you will find, with great velocity
A better brand of thought-viscosity
Dullness without the animosity!
No threat of any harsh ferocity!
No risk of unforeseen verbosity!
It's not nefarious!
It's vicarious!
VIcarious VAAAA-CUUUU--- OSITY!!!!