Hey! C: Matilda! Matilda! Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela. Once again now: Matilda! Matilda! Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.
Five hundred dollars, friends, I lost: Woman even sell me ca(r)t and ho(r)se! (A-hey-ah!) - Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.
Everybody! C
Well, the money was to buy me house an' lan' Then she got a serious plan, (A-hey-ah!) - Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.
Sing the chorus! C
Well, the money was just inside me bed, Stuck up in a pillow beneath me head. (Don't you know) - Matilda, she found me money and run Venezuela.
Everybody! C
Well the women was in a big red dress Wow, she made my life a mess Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.
Everybody! C
Well, me friends, never to love again, All me money gone in vain! (A-hey-ah!) - Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.
One more time now! R
You can have a single chorus instead, or triple or more; make it fit the mood. Before every Matilda you can fit in whatever you want: Everybody, sing the chorus/music, sing a little softer/louder, just the girls/guys now /left/right side /audience/singers/music, one more beer please, name of the solist, () keep on verb-ing. Rather than let it stand on a Venezuela, the end can also be a plea for Matilda to come back.