One night I turned up to the Palace Theatre newark - it said an evening with Brian Johnson - and I thought it was the cricket commentator.

However it turned out to be the brother of Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson, and he was another eurovision winner apparently with a song called Singing Hi Hi Hi, Singing Low Low Low.

Well struck in years but still sprightly, he came on wearing a red soldiers tunic and the climax of his act was when he said, and now something bang up to date - and he sang Rolf Harris's Two Little Boys.

There was still some confusion in the audience (who were even older than me) at the interval as to there being no mention of chocolate cake, or talk of Derek Randal and Garfield Sobers.