". . . wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush. . . ."

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

"Daft as a Bush?"

That's not possible!

Don Firth