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Thread #17719   Message #2349355
Posted By: Dave Hanson
26-May-08 - 10:31 AM
Thread Name: Lyr/Chords Req: The Ball of Kirriemuir
Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: The Ball of Kerrmuir
The village granny she was there,
Sitting by the fire,
Knitting contraceptives,
Out of India rubber wire.

The village prostitute she was there,
She wasn't on the hunt,
She'd broken glass around her arse,
And barbed wire round her cunt.

eric