John, your apology is certainly accepted. An easy way to remember our geography is to visualize Kentucky and Tennessee and say out loud, "Kentucky - always on top." ;-) But don't let catspaw49, Cara, Kelida, weststar, GoinDownTheRoadFeelin'Bad or Hollowfox (or anyone from ahia) hear this!
BTW, I may have some questions for you about punctuation and spelling differences. When I read you MIDI FAQ paragraphs (very nicely done) I had lots of questions.