Get this Conrad

The only good Orange song is about

DEAD

Orangemen, and proportionally speaking (coz thankfully, there are relatively few of the bastards, in a worldwide sense, doncha know) they take up much more room than they are entitled to.

I'd throw them out of my bucket, given the opportunity; for even cat piss is bound to enter the drinking water system eventually. The more there is, the more the pollution. And Orangemen never gave a shit about, nor recognized any other tradition outside of their own.

I'm sure, though, that they would gladly give their services FREE to appear at one of your little soirées to ensure their music gets to the widest audience possible.