Or it may be because I failed to link the topic to music.

OK, someone said write a song... wotthehell, let's make it a song challenge, then we can not only list all the names we can have a challenge to rhyme them. Hmmm, I started this, so I make the rules. Shall we or shall we not include limericks? I say yes, because they can certainly be sung.

However for my maiden effort at a song on this I will not go the limerick route. OK, I'll make it based on what's already been posted here in the thread... quick review...

UNTITLED REFLECTION

Someone was bored,
But others abhorred
That the topic had even been started.

CHORUS:
Oh-- Pecker, Pickle, Pepe, Pal,
Names for man's prize possession.

(Different names on each succeeding chorus)

Brain function queried,
Have a dildo, then dearie,
At least Grasshopper's sense was not thwarted.

James/Jim offers redeeming
Through music, while seeming
To call for fresh meds (my brain farted??)

Megan's thoughts sweetly
Expressed, and said neatly,
About haloes, and horns, being parted.

While Champion the Wonder Horse
(No member of course)
Had suggestion, quite oddly, that smarted.

TheOldMole's a honey
With a story, so funny!
And, thanks! Quite humorously imparted.

"The Pastor" made seems jealous
Or miffed that I'm zealous
And to the Center, I think, should be carted.

Then Megan reminds us
That politics make useless
A topic first quite open-hearted.

~S~