You think you know "laziness" backwards and forwards don't you, Spaw? Well, my dog can teach you things you never even thought of when it comes to laziness. Yup. There are bookends and paperweights that work harder than he does. I bet within a year he would be elected Grand High Couch Potatoe of the Everlasting Snooze...or whatever you call your first officer at LFP & S.

He's pretty smelly too, and that can only help, right? ;-)