I'm reviving this thread after a lapse of three years in hopes someone may have come upon the rest of Paul Clayton's parody "Streets of Toledo."

Note: it is not the clever, but different parody of that name written, apparently in 2005, by Airfarcewon at
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/johnnycashandothers0.shtml

Sure would like to find the rest of the Clayton lyric. Anyone?

Thanks, Bob