Ach, Leedle 'Ach,

It ees nutt von Amos I am betroubled mit. It iss yourschelf. Dis obschessif deshire to drivializhe evertink isch schymptomatick, you unnerschtant, off sometink wittin yourschelf you muscht commen to terms mit-all. Vott is der impulsche to make nuttink of such faluable literary efforts by you, hey?? Diss isch deep material, scho taken your time and tink vell on der anscher.

Liebenscheiss