More names: John Thomas, Little Man (when in repose), Mr. Willie

When I was in grade school we told what we thought was such a clever joke about Dale Evans and Roy Rogers. They take their clothes off one piece at a time. When Roy sees her boobs, he says, "What're those?!"
Dale: "Those are my babies."
He takes his shirt off and she, seeing his chest hair, says "What's that?"
Roy: "That's my grass."
Dale doffs her knickers and he points downwards and says, "What is THAT?"
Dale: "That's my garage."
Roy strips off his pants and Dale says, "What is THAT?!"
Roy: "My car."
Dale: "Can my babies play in your grass?"
Roy: "If my car can park in your garage!"

We would all burst into silly titters thinking we were SO naughty telling that in whispers behind the schoolhouse.**BG**