Well, first of all I'd just like to give a shout out to Barak... You be da man, man... You gotta 'bout 11 'er 13 more delegates to go an' you is president... Forget that 'lectorial college stuff... College ain't all that it's cracked up to be... Believe me... I been there, I reckon??? I donno, maybe I wasn't but I found two college degrees in an ol' trunk that got my name on 'um so I reckon I nighta been to college...
But never you mind college, Barak, 'casue if I went or not ain't the question... Man, did you put a whup on ol' Bill and Hill... You be da' man, Barak... Hey, me an' you gotta spend an evenin' out in my trailer with some cold Iron City and alittle evidence to burn... I was gonna read yer book but seein' as I ain't got it, I didn't, but I hear that you was a stoner... Well, once a stoner always a stoner... Look at Bush... You believe that pretzels made hi fall over drunk and hit his head on the table??? Come on, Barak, you is a lawyer... You from southside Chicago... Pretzels don't make ya' fall out and hit yer head... Okay, a little too much Iron City and weed, yeah... Pretzels??? No...
Okay, Barak, heres' my little situation here in Mudville... These folks kinda got this deniual stuff going on as they go 'bout talkin' 'bout this folk song or that one... Hey, ya heard one danged folk shanty song ya' heard all 10 million of the sumabiches, right??? I knew you were with me on this one, Barak... I mean, you got game... Folk singers don't even know what game is... They couldn't score in an empty gym... I used to have some game myself so if ya' need a coach for a stoner league then give me a call... Let it ring...
Ahhh, but this is the real crux of this thing... We got millions of other stoners out here just layin' back with a cold Iron City and maybe a little evidence to burn an' they be lookin' at MSNBC and wonderin' why Cheek and Chong ain't on with Keith Olberman... Man, you gottta get the stoners hooked up... We got votin' papers somewhere... Okay, if we can't find 'um and ain't caught no felonies then we can get 'um... Sho nuff can... Hey, I gotta a deputy buddy that says that you ain't gotta pee in no cup to get votin' papers so you need to get that out there...
What I leave out???
That's 'bout it, I think...
Oh yeah, about that NORMAL thing about medical uses of THC, you go 'head and sign that sumabich iof it comes yer way and it be okay with me it you cut the fundin' for the gas to run the DEA choppers... Them moisy things cut into my afternoon nap time...