As the pirate Aaargh has been revived at the 'cat, I thought I might offer a new class of jokes. Please rate them on a scaley of 1-2, wherein 3 is best. Feel free to add your own contributions, if you're cold blooded enough.
Reptile Jokes
What reptile has healing powers? Aloegator
What reptile has rhythm, man? Raptor
What is a reptile's minor injury? Dinosore
What is the reptile's call to dinner? Caiman get it!
How do reptiles keep their car glass clean? With windshield vipers.