There were these two gents in a pub one night. One turns to the other and says:
"I'm proud to be Irish!"
The other chap says "I'm Irish too! Where are you from?"
"County Kildare!"
"County Kildare? I'm from County kildare as well!! Where did you go to school?"
"St Mary's Academy"
"St Mary's Academy? I went to St Mary's Academy too! When did you graduate?"
"1973"
"1973? I graduated in 1973 as well!"

At this point, the bartender turns to another patron and says:
"It's gonna be a long night, the O'Reilly twins are drunk again!"

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Wincing_Devil
If Cats could talk, they would remind us that their ancestors ate ours