YOU CAN HELP A HOSER!!

Poor "Shane" McBride will probably eat only Tim Horton's donuts today, surviving on grease. He will have no truck with clean water and will be forced to drink Budweiser or worse. As he staggers about looking for female companionship the ladies will laugh at him. In the loo his mates will laugh at his outfit.

But you can help "Shane" and thousands like him. Simply post to this thread and each time you do Bill Gates will send ten dollars Canadian to Help The Hosers Foundation.

Help The Hosers is the only foundation in the world dedicated to helping hosers lead quasi-normal lives. Last year we helped over six hosers -- won't you help a hoser now? It only takes a few seconds.

Maybe someday "Shane" himself will come to your house and thank you. But even if he never does, you'll know you've done Good.