Today, in a surprise move by the caring folks of Hezbollah, more rockets were bought to fire on Israeli civilians. The money is purported to come from neighbouring states who have a vested interest in there being no peace at all in the Middle East.

The leadership of Hamas has declared that he is surprised by the move and that he seriously doubts anyone has contributed funds for that purpose. Speculation runs wild that maybe this is the final resting place of Arafat's millions ($300,000,000) that seems to have left the coffers of the Palestinian people. He was though to have been holding the money in trust. Then, he dropped dead and left the cash to his heirs--however, one can but suppose.