Errr... Joe... I think you have this thread confused with the Hillary bow out thread. Chongo is a chimpanzee private detective from Chicago. Hillary is a human Senator from New York. Chongo went to college at the School of Hard Knocks. Hillary went to Wellesley and Yale. But, hey, scientists say they share 99% of the same DNA so I can see how someone could make that mistake.

Chongo, on the other hand, might be a bit offended by your faux pas. If you receive a plain, unmarked parcel in the mail during the next few days you might want to have it X-rayed before opening it. It'll probably just be rotten bananas or chimpanzee poop, but I'd play it safe if I were you.