A gross of presents for Tristan? But, nothing gross for Spaw on his 59th birthday?

Well... a round of Turkey Turd Beers to chase down some Jello Shots oughta do.

If that ain't enough, wait until Mick shows up with a Birthday Thong.

Happy Birthday to one of the finest gentlemen it has ever been my pleasure to have been told to fuck off by... sniff... brings a tear to me eye.

Garygnu