So the muckrakers and liars are up to their dirty tricks again, are they? Well, this won't stick. That photo ain't of me, it's a photo of my old friend Bonzo, and just between you and me...he thought Ronald Reagan was an idiot. But work is work, right? Bonzo got hired for the part in Reagan's movie and he gave it his best shot even though he had to take second billing to that useless tinhorn no-good actor. The fact is, Bonzo could act way better than Reagan, but Reagan was a Hollywood star, right? You know how that works.

Bonzo was also in a buncha Tarzan flicks. They wasn't all played by Cheetah. Sometimes Cheetah was busy in New York doin' stage work and then Bonzo was in the Tarzan films.