A surgeon, an architect, and a computer engineer were arguing over whose profession is the oldest.
The surgeon said, "God took a rib from Adam and constructed an entire woman from it. That was an incredible piece of constructive surgery. Obviously, surgery is the oldest profession."
The architect snorted. "I've got you beat by quite a bit. God created this entire immense Universe—out of chaos! The heavens and the earth, all the stars and planets, everything, along with the Garden of Eden—before he created Adam. An amazing and immense architectural project. So, obviously. . . .
The computer engineer smile serenely and said, "Who do you think created the chaos?"