Actually, Amos, what I am chewing my nails over is that Youtube video where Winona Ryder is having sex with that smartass little wooden dummy. You know the one I mean? How can she care that much about him? Okay, he's really hard, I'm sure...but that's not everything! He's obviously a major @$$hole and he's only about 2 and half feet tall! I just don't know if I can handle it. Are they serious? Or was it just a passing fling?

There are many sleepless nights ahead here for me, I can assure you.