The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21993   Message #236184
Posted By: catspaw49
30-May-00 - 11:46 PM
Thread Name: Why are Americans so fat?
Subject: RE: Why are Americans so fat?
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm really fat
People are starving
I feel bad about that
I want to help out and my diet's a dud
If you'll give me an address
I'll send them a spud.
Signed .... Gross Fatass

......with apologies to John Prine

Spaw