Bonnie, is that another short joke? Or are you too young to remember Rowan and Martin? I think it would have been funnier if you put the glasses on the ophthalmologist.

Praise, if I didn't know what your husband did for a living I'd never guess what your husband does for a living! This thread did limp along for a while but it seems to have gotten longer and stronger with time. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Peter Alsop's song It's Only a Wee-Wee. I heard him do that once at Folklife and almost, uh, wet myself.

And from a severely dysfunctional freshman year at Princeton, lo these many years ago:

A pregnant young lady named Jane
Was driven quite nearly insane
When she found that her box
Had had room for two cocks
And she didn't know which guy to blame

I'm sorry, I'll go away now. Oh, and 'Spaw, remind me never to go on a fishing trip on the Scioto River.

Aloha,
Mark