"fixed up his mommy's computer so that she could download her movies at TByte/second rates"

So what was he using for a download link? A piece of wet string? Hmmm you did say he was a pubescent teenager? :-P


"a million monkeys each writing individual programs who will need to take turns at running them on the supercomputer"

CS101 students using punch cards to run on the Dec10... :-) been there, done that.... :-P