My heart goes out to you. M.Ted. The game might be modified to make it acceptable to your local community, for example by soaking the dwyle in something less controversial, although I can see that bluegrass music could present problems.

An international dwyle-flunking league remains an alluring idea. We understand that the East Grinstead Hash House Harriers have invited the Lewes Arms team to a return match in Horsham next year, so that will at least get us into West Sussex.

Valmai (Lewes, East Sussex)