I am shocked that you people think that disability abuse is still acceptable in this society.
Are you still living in the Dark Ages?
(Well, obviously some of you are, but please. You will be planting settlers in our back yards next.)

We sufferers from Acute Residual Scrotal Exudation Syndrome, (A.R.S.E.S.) are tired of our painful and disabling condition being treated as a joke or a term of abuse.
We will not stand for it, (although we have to stand for most things).
Poking fun at A.R.S.E.S must stop.
We A.R.S.E.S. will not be poked.

(And yes, that is what the A stands for.)