You are also all invited to send in applications for the as-yet-untouched Deep Pockets From Nothing Government Fund for the Compensation of Scam Survivors. THis fund is authorized to pay to any survivor of a Nigerian scam or related scam attempt compensation up to $250,000 US for keyboard wear, personal stress, emotional distress, alienation of affection for all things Nigerian, and eyestrain caused by reading convoluted second-rate epictles seeking to bilk you ouot of your hard-earned dollars. The fund is originally established by the National Public Relations Department of the Government of Nigeria, and a per centage of all oil revenues from the recently discovered oil reserves in Nigeria has been earmarked for this charitable recompensation.

To claim your compensation, please send financial details to Ms. ALicia Nguri-Jones at "nigerian-funding@hotmail.com".


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