Q. Why do elephants have flat feet? A. From jumping out of trees. Q. Why should you stay out of the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon? A. That's when the elephants jump out of trees. Q. Why are pygmies so short? A. They go in the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon. Q. What's the stuff between elephant's toes? A. Pygmies who didn't stay out of the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.

Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? A. The elephants are coming. Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A. The blueberries are coming. He was color-blind. Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a blueberry? A. If you don't know, I'm not going to send you to the store to get blueberries!