I learned to cuss and swear in good company: Boy Scouts of America, Illinois National Guard, US Army, Billy-Bob Shakespeare, Jeff Chaucer, and my two brothers to name but a few of my teachers. I can cuss some in Hebrew, Russian, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Tagalog, Spanish, French, and German thanks to my brothers (and Latin, thanks to the Christian Brothers). My youngest brother also taught me to say "I crave your body" in Hebrew, Russian, and Spanish in case I was horny in Israel, Russia, or a Spanish-speaking country.