Oh Hell No!

Bad enough that every holiday is supposed to be celebrated with Diamonds for her (according to the jewelers). I've never seen the "gift" for him on any anniversary/Mother's Day/whatever commercial. There's also some nonsense about presenting her with a "birthing gift" when each child is born. The preferred gift? Diamonds!

A male chauvenist co-worker once told me that wives are nothing but extremely expensive hookers. Someone seems to be trying to prove it.

I love my wife, I really do, and she was thanked good and proper on mother's day, Valentines, and our anniversary. I don't think I'm going to thank her for making me a father today (wish I could tell the stork to take 'em back sometimes! ;) )