I heard it as:

OH I woke up this morning and looked up on the wall,
The roaches & the bedbugs were having a game of ball.
The score was six to nothing; the bedbugs were ahead,
I got so excited I fell right out of bed.

I went down to breakfast; the coffee it was stale.
It tasted like tobacco juice right out of the county jail.
The ??? and the ???, the isolated cheese,
The weenies turned a flip flop and landed in the peas.