I dunno... If I were to update my penis, it would just be like all the other hot-rodded high-performance penises out there. If I leave it alone and it doesn't wear out or fall off in the next few years, it'll be a certified antique and I'll be able to get more money for it if I ever decide to sell. Anyway, if I updated, they'd probably install all kinds of power equipment and I really like to do things manually.